ponett:

being hated by terrible people is such a good feeling

(via okay)

schnephanie:

I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude

(via okay)

gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

(Source: previouslygillany, via okay)

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via okay)

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via okay)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via okay)

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(Source: bakrua, via okay)

seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone

(Source: seantracy, via pizza)

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